1 00:00:01,523 --> 00:00:03,046 [Instrumental Music] 2 00:00:03,090 --> 00:00:06,049 Oh [Exuberant laughter] Lisa, The Lakers signed 3 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:10,053 the Brow, it's goin' down. Championship, here we come, baby! 4 00:00:10,097 --> 00:00:12,229 - [Tony grunts] - Tony... 5 00:00:12,273 --> 00:00:13,926 - Whew! - [Laughs] 6 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,059 - Ha ha! - Tony....sit down, okay. 7 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:19,497 You have not cut your toenails in like a week, okay. 8 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,499 Those are like vampire teeth. 9 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,893 Oh my God. 10 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:26,026 Those Jurassic feet, they're outa control. 11 00:00:26,069 --> 00:00:28,985 What kinda a Man-o-saurus would I be with dainty little manicured feet? 12 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,292 Well I don't know, but if you keep scratchin' up 13 00:00:31,335 --> 00:00:33,859 everything in this house, you're gonna be sleepin' on the Tricer-a-couch. 14 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,818 Alright. Hey ooh, do me a favor. 15 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:38,777 Go online and see how much the Brow-Laker jersey's are runnin' for. 16 00:00:38,821 --> 00:00:40,779 - Y'ah I outa get me one for the man cave. - Alright. 17 00:00:40,823 --> 00:00:43,304 Tony, look at how much these jerseys are. 18 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:44,653 Are you serious? 19 00:00:44,696 --> 00:00:47,395 But that's three times as much as they were three days ago. 20 00:00:47,438 --> 00:00:49,179 - That's just crazy. - I don't know. 21 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:51,442 It's amazing what folks will spend their money on. I mean I can see 22 00:00:51,486 --> 00:00:54,228 spending your money on a trip to Jamaica, but on a jersey? 23 00:00:54,271 --> 00:00:58,014 Right, right. I would never spend thousands of dollars on a piece of clothes. 24 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:00,756 Yeah, says the man that wears Jordan's. 25 00:01:00,799 --> 00:01:03,280 Okay, I know you ain't talkin', as much money as you spend on weaves. 26 00:01:04,064 --> 00:01:08,329 My wigs are very high quality, okay mister. You know they're made of 27 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:09,373 the best human hair. 28 00:01:09,417 --> 00:01:11,375 Yeah, yeah. The best. 29 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:13,899 And I know it's human hair cause the last one came with naps in the kitchen. 30 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:14,987 [Audience laughter] 31 00:01:15,031 --> 00:01:17,338 [Theme Music] ♪ Woke up and my wife said to m 32 00:01:17,381 --> 00:01:19,601 ♪ The bill collectors want thei fees 33 00:01:19,644 --> 00:01:21,820 ♪ The kids keep talkin' back to me 34 00:01:21,864 --> 00:01:23,605 ♪ Family Time 35 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:26,216 ♪ Family Time. Family Time 36 00:01:26,260 --> 00:01:29,611 ♪ Family Time. Woa oah oah oh yeah eh. 37 00:01:29,654 --> 00:01:31,700 [Instrumental Music] 38 00:01:31,743 --> 00:01:34,137 What could you possibly need more money for? 39 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:38,098 Festival? Devin I don't care if it's Beychella or Wechella. You ain't gettin' 40 00:01:38,141 --> 00:01:40,361 no more chellas. 41 00:01:40,404 --> 00:01:42,493 Wow Tony, why you bein' so mean to Devin? 42 00:01:42,537 --> 00:01:44,234 I am not mean to him. 43 00:01:44,278 --> 00:01:46,367 That boy needs to learn to manage money better. 44 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,630 He askin' me for money every 2 weeks. I ain't no damn ATM. 45 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:50,022 [Audience laughter] 46 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:52,329 Yeah, whatever Tony. I'm about to go to bed. 47 00:01:52,373 --> 00:01:56,203 Bed? Lisa, I thought we were gonna binge watch that new Getflix show, 48 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:58,205 When We Saw Them. 49 00:01:58,248 --> 00:02:01,382 I heard it's so good, white people remember that black lives matter. 50 00:02:01,425 --> 00:02:03,906 [Laughs] No Tony, not tonight. 51 00:02:03,949 --> 00:02:07,257 I got a big gig to prep for tomorrow, but maybe this weekend. 52 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:10,173 Okay, last time you said that, I wound up havin' to 53 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,958 to binge watch House of Dominoes all by myself. 54 00:02:13,002 --> 00:02:15,265 I'm still mad that they let go of that Kevin Spades. 55 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:18,747 [Phone pings] [Keys clicking] 56 00:02:18,790 --> 00:02:20,314 [Cash register sound dings] 57 00:02:20,357 --> 00:02:23,273 Geh, did you just cha ching add Devin some money?! 58 00:02:23,317 --> 00:02:25,971 Yes, I did Tony, okay because my son 59 00:02:26,015 --> 00:02:27,364 says he needed some. 60 00:02:27,408 --> 00:02:29,279 No what he needs to do, is learn how to budget his money better. 61 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:31,673 That boy been in school 2 years and got 4 years worth of loans. 62 00:02:32,587 --> 00:02:35,329 Uh, which brings up another point...the winter 63 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,200 is the slowest time for my business. 64 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:39,463 - So there's gonna be some cutbacks around here. - No, Tony no. 65 00:02:39,507 --> 00:02:41,465 I don't wanna eat generic ketchup again. 66 00:02:42,336 --> 00:02:44,729 That tastes just the same as the regular. Look, if it's too 67 00:02:44,773 --> 00:02:46,209 thin, just add syrup. 68 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,298 That is disgusting, okay. 69 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:50,300 Luckily, we won't be havin' to do that because 70 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:54,304 Vivian and I, we are really on a roll with our little catering business. 71 00:02:54,348 --> 00:02:55,349 We're booked all month. 72 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,351 - All month, huh? - Yeah. 73 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,570 That's great, baby. But I just want you to keep goin' strong with Vivian 74 00:02:59,614 --> 00:03:01,006 and spend your money on yourself. 75 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:03,008 - No, but Tony. - Nah, nah...no buts, baby. 76 00:03:03,052 --> 00:03:05,446 When we got married, i told you that I would take care of the house. 77 00:03:05,489 --> 00:03:06,577 I'm a man of my word. 78 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:09,232 Aww, okay. I mean thank you, baby. 79 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:11,147 Well you're welcome. 80 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,323 I'm gonna go downstairs and watch somethin' on the TV, 81 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,803 since you wanna get you some sleep. 82 00:03:14,846 --> 00:03:16,935 But a, I'm a need you to cut these lights off. 83 00:03:16,979 --> 00:03:18,502 That's 39 cents worth of electricity being used. 84 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,374 [Audience laughter] 85 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,812 [Keys clicking] [Register dings] 86 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:26,510 [Laughs] Lisa, did you just cha ching at me, 39 cents? 87 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:30,601 [Instrumental Music] 88 00:03:30,645 --> 00:03:33,822 Okay Vivian, there is no way I am putting figs in my grandmother's 89 00:03:33,865 --> 00:03:34,953 collard green recipe. 90 00:03:34,997 --> 00:03:37,434 You're tryin' to get us uninvited to the cookout. 91 00:03:37,869 --> 00:03:39,567 Lisa, what is this cookout 92 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:41,569 talking about and uninviting me to. 93 00:03:41,612 --> 00:03:44,615 Yeah, and why have I never seen, heard of, or been invited to 94 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:45,573 this cookout? 95 00:03:45,616 --> 00:03:47,270 Cookout, what cookout? 96 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,403 Oh the one Miss Julia Childish here 97 00:03:49,446 --> 00:03:51,448 uninvited me to. 98 00:03:52,101 --> 00:03:54,277 Oh, that cookout. 99 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:56,497 Well what was it, green olives in the mac and cheese? 100 00:03:56,540 --> 00:03:59,021 Figs in the collard greens. 101 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:00,501 [Audience laughter] 102 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:03,112 Oh, you ain't invited to the cookout. 103 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:07,508 Well, well wait a second. Then, then what about me? Why am I not invited? 104 00:04:07,551 --> 00:04:09,553 You'd probably call the police on the cookout. 105 00:04:09,901 --> 00:04:11,033 Can I get some? 106 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:13,427 Please, I did my time for not snitchin'. 107 00:04:13,470 --> 00:04:15,037 [Audience laughter] 108 00:04:15,080 --> 00:04:17,213 Donnie, what's up? Seriously, I mean we got a lot of cookin' 109 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,302 today, so we don't have a lot of time. 110 00:04:19,346 --> 00:04:22,174 Oh that's cool. I was lookin' for Tony. I think I finally found my calling. 111 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,438 Your callin'? What's that? Bein' a lab rat? 112 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:27,310 Been there, done that. Didn't pay well and my ears still hurt. 113 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:28,572 [Audience laughter] 114 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:32,184 No, man. I'm gonna be a motivational speaker. 115 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,229 Ah, makes sense. 116 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,883 - It does? - Oh sure. 117 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:37,625 Every time Donnie comes up with these dumb ass ideas, 118 00:04:37,668 --> 00:04:40,367 it motivates me to find some new friends. 119 00:04:40,410 --> 00:04:41,542 [Laughter] 120 00:04:41,585 --> 00:04:43,544 Very funny, man. But I'll have you know 121 00:04:43,587 --> 00:04:45,850 I have been reading and studying this book for 122 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:48,375 days and this information is finally givin' me the 123 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:50,464 tools that I know that I need to do this. 124 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:53,293 You know, I considered motivational speaking once. 125 00:04:53,336 --> 00:04:55,860 - [Laughs] You...a motivation...no. 126 00:04:55,904 --> 00:04:57,862 Yeah! Yeah, well 127 00:04:57,906 --> 00:05:00,256 when I was locked up, I was once able to convince 128 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,303 Loke Baby and Little Gretchen not to shank me over 3 noodle packs 129 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:04,478 and a sticky bun. 130 00:05:04,521 --> 00:05:08,351 Anyone who can do that, can talk anyone into anything. 131 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:12,486 So Tone, I am so serious about this, man. 132 00:05:12,529 --> 00:05:15,140 - I have set up my own seminars, right. - Hm. 133 00:05:15,184 --> 00:05:17,142 I'm gonna teach brothas what I've learned. 134 00:05:17,186 --> 00:05:19,406 And you know, since Lisa and Viv are doin' their thing, I was hopin' 135 00:05:19,449 --> 00:05:21,146 you guys would cater it? 136 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,148 - Oh...yeah. - Yeah. 137 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:26,456 Okay Donnie, now you know what? I, I gotta admit 138 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,501 I'm rather proud a you, brotha. 139 00:05:27,544 --> 00:05:28,893 I wanna help. What can I do? 140 00:05:28,937 --> 00:05:30,895 You can fund it. 141 00:05:30,939 --> 00:05:32,897 I'm I'm kiddin', man. In all seriousness, you're my 142 00:05:32,941 --> 00:05:35,422 best friend and your moral support means the most. 143 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:37,424 - But...if you feel so... - Okay. 144 00:05:37,467 --> 00:05:39,426 - ...inclined to donate, I wouldn't turn it down. - Mmm. 145 00:05:39,469 --> 00:05:41,428 [Laughter] - Yeah. 146 00:05:41,471 --> 00:05:43,430 Tony, you are such a great friend 147 00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:47,608 and husband. Honestly, okay. I was gonna I was gonna 148 00:05:47,651 --> 00:05:49,610 give this to you ah a little later but 149 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:51,307 - This is the perfect time. - Hm. 150 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,309 - [Laughter] That's - Aw. 151 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,398 This is a [whispering] I didn't forget our anniversary did I? 152 00:05:55,442 --> 00:05:56,660 [Audience laughter] 153 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,662 No, silly. Just because. 154 00:05:58,706 --> 00:06:00,664 This is...just because? 155 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:03,624 Yeah just because...you're an amazing 156 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:06,366 friend and father and husband, and just because you do 157 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,324 so much for everyone and you never ask 158 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,499 for anything in return. 159 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:10,979 - Aww, that is so sweet. - Lisa 160 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:13,285 - Wait, Lisa is it is this 161 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:14,765 is this a smart watch? 162 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,419 - Yeah. - Where did you get this? 163 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,334 From the store. 164 00:06:18,595 --> 00:06:20,336 Wait why, why would you do that? 165 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,643 Because you were drooling over it 166 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:25,515 at the mall the other day. I saw you. I just 167 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:27,125 I thought I'd hook you up. 168 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:28,344 But Lisa, come on now. You know things are tight right now. 169 00:06:28,388 --> 00:06:29,519 - We, we cannot afford this. - Oh. 170 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:31,565 I mean... Ican. 171 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:33,175 I don't know about you. 172 00:06:33,218 --> 00:06:35,177 - I mean we can, I can. - What, what, what, what did I say to you? 173 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:37,484 Ah weh Tony, okay you told me to save all of my money. 174 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,703 Okay, and that you'd take care of the house. 175 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:44,665 So, I thought I'd support you and do something for you for a change. 176 00:06:45,013 --> 00:06:47,711 Mm. Ah hah, that's... 177 00:06:47,755 --> 00:06:49,713 okay but eh...I can't accept this. 178 00:06:49,757 --> 00:06:53,021 - Take it back. - No, no Tony. This, it's yours. Take it, okay. 179 00:06:53,064 --> 00:06:57,025 Soul Sisters Catering LA is doing way better than we expected. 180 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:59,027 - So...you know. - Mm hm. 181 00:06:59,070 --> 00:07:00,768 Well I mean I knew y'all was doin' good, I didn't know y'all 182 00:07:00,811 --> 00:07:02,639 was doin' smart watch good. 183 00:07:02,683 --> 00:07:04,032 - Yeah. - That's a real good right there. 184 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:06,426 Yeah that's a that um you know what, baby. Thank you. 185 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,123 - I don't know what to, well thank you. - Yeah. 186 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,125 - I will just cherish this forever. - Aww. 187 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:11,605 - Here here. - It's it's good. 188 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,389 [Squealing] This is my watch! 189 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,391 - I got you. Got you, baby. 190 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:17,698 Lisa, [clears throat] where mine at? 191 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,264 [Audience laughter] [Music stings out] 192 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:23,443 [Instrumental Music] 193 00:07:23,486 --> 00:07:24,705 Good morning, Mr. Stallworth. 194 00:07:24,748 --> 00:07:26,010 Good morning. Any calls today? 195 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:27,925 Nope. No ring like the Clippers. 196 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:29,231 [Audience laughter] 197 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:30,711 Damn! 198 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:32,626 You okay, Mr. Stallworth? 199 00:07:32,669 --> 00:07:35,150 Yeah I was just hopin' that we got a call from 200 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:37,457 Mr. Harris and that a Crestview build. 201 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,938 Yeah, no calls. The Duncan Corporation haven't called either. 202 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:43,680 I guess this'll be a bad time to ask for a raise? 203 00:07:44,028 --> 00:07:46,422 Well I could always raise the unemployment rate 204 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,380 with giving you some permanent time off. 205 00:07:48,424 --> 00:07:50,426 Or Mr. Stallworth... 206 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:53,647 you could give me one of them little smart watches you got. 207 00:07:53,690 --> 00:07:56,301 I see you shinin'. Let me see that. 208 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:59,174 Dude, I'm surprised you don't got no Pucci flip flops. 209 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:02,830 Cause I thought it was a trap. Hey! Hah! 210 00:08:02,873 --> 00:08:04,832 - Oh, thought it was a-- - Okay, okay. Knock it off. 211 00:08:04,875 --> 00:08:07,617 This is just a little suhim suhim from the Mrs., that's all. 212 00:08:07,661 --> 00:08:08,705 Oh. 213 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,491 Ah I'm sorry, Mr. Stallworth. 214 00:08:11,534 --> 00:08:13,667 I didn't know she was cheatin' on you. Are you okay? You wanna talk about it? 215 00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:18,628 Oh knock it off! This is not a I'm sorry gift. This is a just because gift. 216 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:21,979 Just because? Now I done slashed some tires just because. 217 00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:23,981 I done bust the windows just because. 218 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:26,984 I done searched the trunk just because, but I have never in my life 219 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:28,899 got a man a watch just 220 00:08:28,943 --> 00:08:30,640 because! 221 00:08:30,684 --> 00:08:31,772 [Audience laughter] 222 00:08:31,815 --> 00:08:33,034 What part of the game is that? 223 00:08:33,077 --> 00:08:35,036 The part where you say I do. 224 00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:37,865 But you're not married, so you wouldn't know nothin' about that, okay. 225 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,867 I mean, yeah the that's true. 226 00:08:39,910 --> 00:08:41,564 But I do speak woman. 227 00:08:41,608 --> 00:08:44,436 And I'm a tell you right now, if I got a man like that 228 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:45,873 just because, 229 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:48,832 I probably done cheated on him with his friend, and enemy. 230 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,139 [Whispers] Enemy? 231 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:55,317 Besides, the man is supposed to be splurgin' on me. 232 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,667 Not the other way around, Mr. Stallworth. 233 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,669 What do you mean? 234 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:02,019 I mean no woman wants to take care of a man! 235 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:04,718 That's what I mean! First it's gonna be the watch, 236 00:09:04,761 --> 00:09:08,069 then it's gonna be the car, then it's gonna be the house, and baby 237 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:09,679 I'm not buyin' no house, okay. 238 00:09:09,723 --> 00:09:11,681 - I don't even got a house. - Relax, reh relax. 239 00:09:11,725 --> 00:09:14,597 Relax, ain't nobody takin' care of nobody. Lisa ain't takin' care of me! 240 00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,033 - Mm hm. - Alright. 241 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,383 I still take care of all the bills and both the cars. 242 00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:20,385 - This is just an appreciation gift. - Mm hm. 243 00:09:20,429 --> 00:09:22,779 You know Stedman say the same exact thang. 244 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:25,826 Until Oprah bought him that watch 245 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,131 Don't hide it now. 246 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:30,700 Because after that watch, everythang just went downhill. 247 00:09:30,744 --> 00:09:32,702 I mean check it out. You never see her in 248 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:35,618 no pictures with him. I think she's ashamed. 249 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:38,621 - Mm hm. - So you're sayin' this watch could be the collapse of a damn? 250 00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,755 - Mmm...snap, snap. 251 00:09:41,798 --> 00:09:43,539 Boom. 252 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:46,673 [Ethereal Music] 253 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:50,372 [Trumpet romp] 254 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:53,114 [Mocking laughter] 255 00:09:56,813 --> 00:09:58,772 [Lisa sighs] 256 00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:06,736 [Instrumental Music] 257 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:08,782 Well get back on that bike. 258 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:11,611 You just need to power through and face your challenges head on. 259 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:14,352 It's evident that we get so much done together 260 00:10:14,396 --> 00:10:16,354 when we're spurred by others. 261 00:10:16,398 --> 00:10:18,356 So put the past behind you, 262 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,358 and ask yourself and the universe 263 00:10:20,402 --> 00:10:22,447 can I get some?! 264 00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,449 - Can I get some? - Say it with me. 265 00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,582 [Collectively] Can I get some? 266 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,105 Yo you, let me get your autograph. 267 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,020 Oh I'm sorry Black Panther, no signin' today. 268 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:32,022 [Audience laughter] 269 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:36,026 - Man...Tone. - Huh...yeah. 270 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:38,028 Your boy Donnie may have found his callin', man. 271 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,683 Yeah man, I was a little skeptical at first 272 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,685 when he told me about it, but I can see the passion in his 273 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,687 - ..eyes. You know, the look of this place, - Oh yeah. 274 00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,949 it looks like he's doin' a good job, huh? 275 00:10:45,993 --> 00:10:47,603 Oh he doin' a great job. 276 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:50,562 - Hey, and speakin' of great job, - Hm? 277 00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:52,564 look at that watch. 278 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:55,698 - [Laughter] - Man, business must be boomin' in the construction industry. 279 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:58,658 Oh yeah, man. It's just a little suhim suhim. 280 00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,138 Hey, what y'all talkin' about? The watch that Lisa bought Tony? 281 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,792 [Audience laughter] 282 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:04,881 Your your wife got you that watch? 283 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,883 Yeah, yeah her um 284 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:08,842 - her-- - No, no, no. Your wife got you that? 285 00:11:08,885 --> 00:11:10,844 - Mm hm. - I mean but you got her somethin' though? 286 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,454 [Laughs] Did she use your money? 287 00:11:12,497 --> 00:11:14,151 [Laughs] She had to use his money. 288 00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,805 - No, no, no. She used her own money. 289 00:11:15,849 --> 00:11:17,938 - And and so what did you get her? I mean you got her 290 00:11:17,981 --> 00:11:19,940 a diamond ring or 291 00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:21,071 necklace or somethin'? 292 00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:22,856 You manhood? 293 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:23,813 [Audience laughter] 294 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,773 Eh don't don't look at Kline like that, he has a point. 295 00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:29,471 Now it looks like what it sounds to me like 296 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,951 Lisa's tryin' to take over your 297 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,953 head of household manly duties. 298 00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,606 You had to have got her somethin'. 299 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:37,958 No, a she just wanted to get me somethin' just because. 300 00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,003 Just because?! 301 00:11:40,047 --> 00:11:43,180 Damn, my ex-wive got me somethin' once just because. 302 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:46,749 - What was that Clyde? - She served me the divorce papers, just because 303 00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:50,013 she had slept with my best friend and had a baby. 304 00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:52,755 [Audience laughter] 305 00:11:52,799 --> 00:11:55,192 Hey hey, yo no chill out, man. Look, 306 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,891 - Tone runs his house, okay. - Yeah, yeah. 307 00:11:57,934 --> 00:11:59,501 He is the king of his castle. 308 00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:00,850 Alright when it comes to his wife, 309 00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:04,201 and his finances, he listens to my famous motto. 310 00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:05,899 Can I get some? 311 00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,901 [Audience laughter] 312 00:12:07,944 --> 00:12:10,991 - I guess that a that didn't quite fit right there. - No. 313 00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,340 [Audience laughter] 314 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,645 That's that's my bad, Tone. Sorry about that. 315 00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:14,995 Thanks a lot, Jessie Jackass. 316 00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:19,477 [Instrumental Music] 317 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,872 Whew! I mean that that sweet and pungent shrimp was 318 00:12:22,916 --> 00:12:25,483 doin' the cupid shuffle in my stomach. 319 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:28,225 I wouldn't go in there until Devin graduates from college. 320 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:31,141 Uh, that's the last time I order from a Chinese 321 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:32,882 spot named Cheddar. 322 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,145 Tony, I was puttin' away some stuff and I found this 323 00:12:35,189 --> 00:12:36,538 in your drawer. 324 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,801 You know way back in the sock drawer 325 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,803 where you store all the gifts 326 00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,023 that you hate, next to the Shake them Cakes DVDs 327 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,459 you promised me you'd get rid of. 328 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,461 [Audience laughter] 329 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:48,506 I'd I'd I don't even know know what you talkin' bout, Lisa. 330 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,726 - I'm a I probably put it in there by accident. - I-- 331 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,990 - Don't lie Tony. If you didn't like it, all you had to do was tell me. 332 00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:56,732 Well [sighs] that's the thing. It's not that I don't like it. I just 333 00:12:56,776 --> 00:13:00,823 I don't like you buyin' me expensive-ass gifts out the blue like that. 334 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:04,305 Why? I'm just tryin' to show you my appreciation. 335 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:07,787 I know baby, but I just can't help but feel a little 336 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,049 - ...emasculated. - Are you 337 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,051 kidding me? You mean to tell me you don't wanna wear the gift I 338 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:14,532 bought you because it makes you feel like less than a man? 339 00:13:14,576 --> 00:13:17,057 Well I know it doesn't make sense to you, but yeah. 340 00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,363 Wow I mean the man I married wouldn't let anything 341 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,757 make him feel that way because he knew who he was. 342 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,759 inside and out. 343 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,021 - Okay, don't blow this out of proportion. - Don't, no. Don't you tell... 344 00:13:25,065 --> 00:13:26,414 me I'm blowin' this out of proportion. 345 00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,894 When you standin' here tellin' me you don't wanna wear 346 00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:30,940 somethin' I bought you because it makes you feel a certain type of way. 347 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,334 - But Lisa-- - Look no, Tony. I'm not gonna... 348 00:13:33,377 --> 00:13:34,944 feel like I did somethin' wrong 349 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:38,208 just because I wanna show you that I care about you. 350 00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:39,862 But you know what, I do 351 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,864 I do have a word of advice. 352 00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:42,909 It isn't can I get some, is it? 353 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:45,128 Oh you ain't even gettin' any for a long time. 354 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:46,869 [Audience laughter] 355 00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,959 Actually two words. A...grow up! 356 00:13:50,003 --> 00:13:51,221 [Instrumental Hip-Hop] 357 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,223 All the way up! 358 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:55,617 [Music fades out] 359 00:13:56,096 --> 00:14:01,971 [Instrumental Music] 360 00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,147 [Male voice] The power to control your man, you must ask yourself 361 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,149 are you mine? 362 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,151 Hey baby. 363 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:10,153 [Sighs] 364 00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,852 Okay Lisa, listen. 365 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:17,073 I'm I'm sorry for everything that I put you through these last couple a days. 366 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,075 Look I, I guess I just 367 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:22,122 let everybody and everything get to me which led to this 368 00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:25,168 weird feeling of insecurity that I've never felt before. 369 00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:27,692 Okay and and for that 370 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,129 I'm sorry. 371 00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:32,132 Tony why didn't you just tell me when I gave you the 372 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:35,396 watch how you felt. Why would you go and stuff it in a sock drawer? 373 00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:37,789 Because I didn't want to say anything in front of everybody. 374 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,269 Look, guys do dumb stuff. 375 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:42,142 You know like I said, I was I was insecure and 376 00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,491 well I guess I was just embarrassed. 377 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:47,016 Tony, I'm never gonna emasculate you, okay? 378 00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:49,018 I'm only here to build you up. 379 00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,977 I'm not tryin' to tear you down. 380 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:55,155 I need you to remember we are in this together, 381 00:14:55,198 --> 00:14:55,938 baby. 382 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,374 I know. 383 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,376 And that's why I'm here to apologize. 384 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,813 So again, I am sorry. 385 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:03,511 Will you accept my apology? 386 00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,905 I do, but you not gettin' off that easy. 387 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,907 Okay, will this help a little bit, mama? 388 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,909 Hm, little bit? 389 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:11,388 These are beautiful. 390 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,825 I'll take 'em and I see you're even 391 00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:15,653 even wearin' your watch. 392 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,699 Mm hm, proudly. And look at this, look at that, look at that screen 393 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,701 saver there, bam! 394 00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:22,095 - Is that our wedding picture? - Mm hm. 395 00:15:22,138 --> 00:15:25,272 - Oah! I see. - For the best wife ever. 396 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,404 - Just because. - Aow. 397 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:29,406 That means a lot, Tony. 398 00:15:29,450 --> 00:15:32,018 Mm. I know, and you mean a lot to me. 399 00:15:32,801 --> 00:15:35,064 [Instrumental Randamp;B Music 400 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,414 [Clapping and cheering] 401 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,416 There you go, brotha! 402 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,418 - Guys, guys, I'm not here 403 00:15:41,462 --> 00:15:43,377 for applause, I'm here to change lives. 404 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,206 Okay? For example, 405 00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:48,643 here's $20, okay. 406 00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,645 How many of you believe 407 00:15:50,688 --> 00:15:52,995 that you're gonna walk out of here with this $20? 408 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,649 - Uh mm, I never win nothin'. 409 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:55,998 [Audience laughter] 410 00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:59,219 No faith guys. You got to have faith! 411 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:03,223 Everybody here, pull out $20 and hold it up. 412 00:16:03,266 --> 00:16:05,660 Everybody. Come on, do it. 413 00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,096 You too, Braxton. 414 00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:08,619 [Muffled squeal] 415 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,796 Yeah, right. You need to sit your meathead ass down before I put 416 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:12,928 you in a grinder. 417 00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,190 [Ice blending] 418 00:16:14,234 --> 00:16:16,192 Hey man...that was very uncalled for, okay. 419 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,194 - This is a professional situation [Blending resumes] 420 00:16:19,282 --> 00:16:21,284 Are you gonna do this? 421 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:23,678 No [Blending resumes] 422 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,680 [Audience laughter] [Donnie exhales] 423 00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:28,509 Sorry about that, guys. 424 00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:32,078 Listen, as you have your money in the sky, 425 00:16:32,121 --> 00:16:34,036 you have to have faith. 426 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,734 I have the faith and the belief 427 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:40,303 to accept the money from everyone in this room. 428 00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,045 Take your money and put it in this basket and pass it around. 429 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:45,221 [Muffled speech] Take the money and pass it around. 430 00:16:45,265 --> 00:16:46,831 [Audience laughter] 431 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:47,963 Thank you. 432 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,486 Trust me guy-- it's faith! 433 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:51,967 What's faith without works? 434 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,622 Huh? Pass it to the front, guys. 435 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:57,494 Yes. Yes! 436 00:16:57,538 --> 00:17:00,410 Yes, thank you. Please pass it. I don't want to be the only one holding it. 437 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,282 Thank you, yes. 438 00:17:02,325 --> 00:17:04,719 Pass it to the front. Tony, would you mind? 439 00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:07,026 Thank you so much. Lisa, always a doll. Thank you. 440 00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,028 Tony, I didn't see you put any money in. We'll talk about that later. 441 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,030 - I'll take that. Give me the basket, man. - Okay. 442 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,379 [Audience laughter] 443 00:17:12,422 --> 00:17:14,511 Oh, I can't believe that worked. 444 00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,731 Huh...guys, 445 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,125 when it comes to something like this, you have to choose 446 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,866 faith. Not religion, but faith. 447 00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:25,087 - Not hope, but faith. - hope but faith. 448 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:27,742 [Both] I don't believe in hope! 449 00:17:27,785 --> 00:17:30,266 - Hope-- - Hope is a beggar. 450 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:32,268 Hope is a beggar! 451 00:17:32,312 --> 00:17:33,443 [Audience laughter] 452 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:37,447 Because you know hope be beggin' if you ask him for a lot, 453 00:17:37,491 --> 00:17:39,841 when it comes to favors. 454 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:42,191 A weh weh weh what's up, man/ 455 00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:43,323 What are you doin'? 456 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:46,369 I'm exposin' you for the fraud that you are. 457 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,284 [Collective gasps] 458 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:51,418 I knew I knew that little speech you gave at the barbershop sounded 459 00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:54,073 familiar, but it wadn't till I got to my car 460 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:56,597 and I popped in my Wes Brown CD 461 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:59,034 that I realized where I heard it. 462 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:00,992 Guys, he doesn't have a car, 463 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:03,343 he's from the streets! 464 00:18:03,386 --> 00:18:06,041 Okay. These are lies, guys. This is this is 465 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,696 this is defamation, guys. I 466 00:18:08,739 --> 00:18:13,309 believe in me, and you guys believe in me too, right? 467 00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,442 Eh, not so much. 468 00:18:16,312 --> 00:18:17,835 Listen, okay. 469 00:18:17,879 --> 00:18:20,795 When it comes to this guys, you have to know one thing. 470 00:18:20,838 --> 00:18:23,580 Do you believe that you have the ability 471 00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:25,582 to change this beautiful world? 472 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,063 When you walk out of these doors today, 473 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,674 you have two decisions to make. 474 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:34,287 - Choose love or fear. - Love or fear. 475 00:18:34,722 --> 00:18:37,333 [Both] Always choose love 476 00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,292 never choose fear! 477 00:18:39,335 --> 00:18:41,294 - Neh never choose fear. - Really? 478 00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,296 - [Donnie awkwardly laughs] - Right there. 479 00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:44,906 Come on Donnie, 480 00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:46,908 you can't go around bein' a motivational speaker usin' other 481 00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,170 people's motivation! 482 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,172 [Audience laughter] 483 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,696 Well it it motivated me, so I wanted to 484 00:18:52,740 --> 00:18:54,176 give the gift to y'all. 485 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:56,135 - Wow. - [Donnie] Hm? - [Crowd murmuring] 486 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,617 Yuh, listen. I just wanted to add my catch phrase 487 00:19:00,661 --> 00:19:02,053 and switch it up a little bit. 488 00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:04,055 - Heh, can I get some? - Ha, ha! 489 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,362 You can get these people their money back. 490 00:19:06,406 --> 00:19:08,364 And then you can get outa here 491 00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,061 before you get molly whopped. 492 00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:13,500 Yeah, looks like you lost your congregation Teete Fakes! 493 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,110 Huh! 494 00:19:15,676 --> 00:19:19,332 - Roger? - [Crowd] Right, right. - Guys-- 495 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,422 - Somebody-- - Give us our money back! 496 00:19:22,465 --> 00:19:24,075 - Go, go! 497 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,076 - That's not your money, man. - You know what? Listen to me. 498 00:19:25,120 --> 00:19:26,208 Alright. 499 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:27,731 Ow! 500 00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:29,037 - Somebody go get him! 501 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:31,300 [Instrumental Music] 502 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,302 And that's why I'm not allowed around Beyonce. 503 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:34,782 [Laughter] 504 00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:37,437 Well your stories are wild- almost as wild as your 505 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:39,439 short-lived motivational speaker career. 506 00:19:39,482 --> 00:19:42,268 Man, I was this close to bein' a millionaire. 507 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,270 - I could feel it. - Look man, nothin' comes 508 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,141 easy without hard work. 509 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,143 I thought I did the work. I watched over 510 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,710 100 Erickson Thomas videos. 511 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,712 When you want to succeed as much as you 512 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:54,149 want to breathe, then you'll be successful. 513 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,151 Man you sound smart to somebody dumb. 514 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,196 [Audience laughter] 515 00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,198 You look rich to somebody blind. 516 00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,373 [Audience laughter] 517 00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,419 Hey guys. Here you go, Mr. Stallworth. 518 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,421 Mm hm. 519 00:20:05,769 --> 00:20:07,597 - One sandwich. - Alright. 520 00:20:07,641 --> 00:20:09,599 Mm, can't wait to get this. 521 00:20:09,643 --> 00:20:12,036 Hey hey hey, do that again? 522 00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:13,386 Do what? 523 00:20:13,429 --> 00:20:14,691 Ruffle the bag. 524 00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,258 [Rustling] 525 00:20:16,302 --> 00:20:19,740 Tony, I found a way for us to get rich. 526 00:20:19,783 --> 00:20:22,177 - How? - ASMR. 527 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,179 It's the hottest trend on NewTube. 528 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,312 All we gotta do, is record Brandi makin' some sounds 529 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,487 around the office. 530 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:29,489 You know what, Donnie? 531 00:20:29,532 --> 00:20:31,404 I actually think your parents were related. 532 00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:32,361 [Audience laughter] 533 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:33,319 - Yeah. 534 00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:36,235 They was brother and sister. But look, just watch. 535 00:20:37,323 --> 00:20:38,628 - [Brandi sighs] - Now Brandi, 536 00:20:38,672 --> 00:20:41,065 - What? - take another bit of that pickle. 537 00:20:41,979 --> 00:20:43,546 - Oh hell, no! Come on, man. 538 00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,418 We don't play that around here. You gotta go. 539 00:20:45,461 --> 00:20:47,071 - Look. - Whatever bot you on. 540 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,335 - But no, no thank you. - Look, it's the future. No, look-- 541 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,380 - Can I get some? - You can get the hell out. - No. 542 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:52,642 [Music stings out] Thank you. 543 00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:53,948 Alright. 544 00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,471 [Instrumental Music]